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Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:25 pm
by exnailpounder
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I am stripping and re-decking a big cedar deck and I was at the carpenters candy store today and saw deck board strippers. The best one they had looked like a flimsy POS and they wanted $100 for it so I came home and built this sucker out of 1 1/2"- 1/2" wall hernia pipe and sacrificed a couple chinesey pry bars. The hook will dig into the wood so it won't slip and the leverage pops the board right up. My laborer is gonna have muscles in his shit wielding this bad boy all day cause it probably weighs more than he does :lol: Check out the mig like tig action going on there too. 8-)

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:48 pm
by cherwolf
Love to read, when a weldman goes to a shop, sees what they are selling, gets upset with the world, goes home and welds the same stuff and even better, just because he can.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:39 pm
by Otto Nobedder
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

When you're a welder, everything looks like whatever the hell you want it to be!

(Stolen from facebook.)
(Seems extra appropriate for exnailpounder.)

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:33 pm
by Popeye the old miner
Otto Nobedder wrote:When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

When you're a welder, everything looks like whatever the hell you want it to be!

(Stolen from facebook.)
(Seems extra appropriate for exnailpounder.)

Steve S
Yup...necessity is the mother of invention

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:51 pm
by motox
needed to cut tapered legs for a wood project.
looked on line and everything looks cheesy.
built this one from 1 1/4 alum sq tubing and
1/8" flat stock

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:18 pm
by LtBadd
motox wrote:needed to cut tapered legs for a wood project.
looked on line and everything looks cheesy.
built this one from 1 1/4 alum sq tubing and
1/8" flat stock
Very nice, when does the production models hit the shelves? ;)

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:31 am
by AndersK
LtBadd wrote:
motox wrote:needed to cut tapered legs for a wood project.
looked on line and everything looks cheesy.
built this one from 1 1/4 alum sq tubing and
1/8" flat stock
Very nice, when does the production models hit the shelves? ;)
The Chinese has probably already stolen the idea and started production.
Nice work Craig, looks like factory made.

Jeff, you could probably pry open the deck even if it was welded with that thing, looks like brutal force :mrgreen:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:41 am
by Farmwelding
Knowing Jeff, he could probably just pry the things with his bare hand and one tied behind his back. He just built the tool to get out of the house and weld something :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:01 pm
by Coldman
He'll probably end up using it as a dinner fork. :)


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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:24 pm
by LtBadd
Coldman wrote:He'll probably end up using it as a dinner fork. :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:10 pm
by exnailpounder
It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:55 pm
by electrode
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:01 pm
by exnailpounder
electrode wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D
I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:16 pm
by Otto Nobedder
Coldman wrote:He'll probably end up using it as a dinner fork. :)

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He posted his picture in "The Rouges' Gallery. You could be right. Make sure he's on your side in a bar brawl.

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:18 pm
by Otto Nobedder
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:21 pm
by Farmwelding
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
What kind of television do you watch?

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:31 pm
by Otto Nobedder
Farmwelding wrote:
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
What kind of television do you watch?
This was back in college, 89 to early 90's when I was first dating my now wife. I would come to her dorm, and she was in a suite with five other girls, so the television was not under my control. Also, it was a real fat-back television with a "rabbit ears" antenna.

Jeff's about my age, and likely will get the reference.

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:47 pm
by electrode
exnailpounder wrote:
electrode wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D
I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
How can you tell which guy is in his "golden years"?

He's the one with the yellow sneakers and the rusty zipper! :P

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:52 pm
by Otto Nobedder
How do you spot a blind man at the nude beach?

C'mon, now,
it's not hard.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:04 pm
by exnailpounder
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
Did you really just realize that? :lol: :lol: And why the F are you watching the Golden Girls?? :lol: :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:08 pm
by Coldman
Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:20 pm
by exnailpounder
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:25 pm
by Farmwelding
exnailpounder wrote:
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?
Now some bars you wouldn't want to touch. Especially those down at the colleges. They can pretty weird.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:22 pm
by exnailpounder
Farmwelding wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?
Now some bars you wouldn't want to touch. Especially those down at the colleges. They can pretty weird.
Somehow I bullshitted my way into getting a concealed carry lisence so I fear nothing again :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:46 pm
by motox
Coldman wrote:
Steve,
"If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar."

now there is a great the first line for a novel.......
craig