Welding Tips and Tricks

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesnt have to do it himself.

Harden up princess, dry your eyes.
Unknown Australian defence force NCO.

When all else fails, read the manual.

Off like a bucket of prawns in the sunday sun

Tonguing like a lizard for a draught(beer)

Go root yer boot because there's a big c**t in them

Contentment begins where comparison ends.



Kym

Oh, and from the track:

'More power makes you faster in a straight line - less weight makes you faster everywhere!'



Kym

Too soon old and too late smart!

i refuse to belong to a club that would have me
as a member..
Groucho Marx

Work Ethic Eliminates Fear...

Stupid's supposed to hurt, it keeps you from doing it again.

If you don't have time to it right the first time, where do you find time to do it over.
It's always easy if you ain't the guy doing it.
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

"Life's hard. It's harder if you're stupid." -- John Wayne
"Horsepower costs money. How fast can you afford to go?" -- Smokey Yunick (to a kid who came in his shop and wanted a winning race engine)
"Nothing built too strong ever broke." -- Tom Lipton

From my Dad
"Son,marry rich,you can learn to love ugly."

didn't listen

Years ago, a young fellow stormed out of the shop with the words, "F#$K you guys, I'm walking!"

A voice from across the shop yells, "Thank God! We're all tired of carrying you!"

I don't think laughter from the whole shop is the reaction the kid expected to his departure.

Steve S

"Most people miss opportunity, because it shows up in overalls, and looks like work."
Thomas Edison.

Not a famous saying as such, but the latter part of the caption comprises one of my favourite magazine quotes.


Kym

When you finally manage to idiot proof everything, someone will build a better idiot...

-Bear

Education is the cure for ignorance, but if you're born stupid you're stuck with it.

Via ad Infernum consiliis bonis delapidatur



"The road to hell is paved in good intentions"



-c-

You can observe a lot just by watching-Yogi Berra

PULL MY FINGER.....................(My Dad)

Dumb is bad - Stupid should hurt.

"illigitimati non carborundum minimus"

A fake Latin phrase that "translates,"

"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

Steve S