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Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:04 pm
by FJ RB25
Hi all
I noticed there were no funnies post so if it's ok I'll start one
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Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:12 pm
by AKweldshop
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:30 am
by Superiorwelding
I thought this one was priceless!
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:37 am
by AKweldshop
Here's a riddle.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, then left on Friday.
How did he do it?
~John
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:40 am
by Superiorwelding
John
His horse was named Friday!
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:42 am
by AKweldshop
Ok.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:02 am
by AKweldshop
Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:26 am
by FJ RB25
lol that's funny stuff watching those dogs
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:20 pm
by Arizona SA200
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:29 pm
by Superiorwelding
Arizona SA200,
Man that is scary! I know a guy around here that talks exactly like this guy.
He has stopped at the shop several times trying to tell us how to weld and run a business....and to think there are others like that....I guess it takes all kinds for the world to go round. No offences to anyone.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:41 pm
by Arizona SA200
There are still some companies that have this mentality. Glad i have me one of them "red face copper wound machines". It aint no joke out there on them pipelines. lol
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:27 pm
by AKweldshop
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:42 pm
by AKweldshop
Re: Funnies
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:50 pm
by mcoe
Here's one for ya. I worked at places like this.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:21 am
by FJ RB25
It's perfectly safe, he is only welding the fuel tank lol
Re: Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:26 am
by mcoe
I know right!
This one place I worked for we were cutting a broken control box off the back of an oil service rig and going to weld a new box back on and the guy decided to cut the box off without unhooking the hydraulic hoses and needless to say, we spent the next few minutes trying to put out fires and the dip stick who did it spent the rest of the day explaining it to the boss.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:26 am
by FJ RB25
Surely this is a joke lol
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:54 pm
by Braehill
DOG FOR SALE
A guy is driving around the back woods of Alaska and he sees a sign in front of a broken
down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your
story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted
to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:21 pm
by AKweldshop
Re: Funnies
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:52 pm
by mcoe
I recommend keeping an oxygen mask handy because I about died laughing at these. If you actually go to Amazon and look this product up these are real reviews. Enjoy.
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A ... =GAQFeHVN3
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:40 am
by weldin mike 27
I'm sure this applies in some way to overseas member.
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:01 am
by AndersK
Hey, thats Scandinavian candy and they are good
Guess we're made tougher here
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:28 am
by weldin mike 27
Strong fingers
Re: Funnies
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:12 am
by taz
Re: Funnies
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:07 am
by TRACKRANGER
Nutrition:
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