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Protect your eyes
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 3:41 pm
by xwrench
There once was a welder named Lars
Who complained he could only see stars
When he strikes up an arc
His hood won't go dark
So now he just hangs out in bars.
Cheers.
-EB
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:10 pm
by Olivero
That was deep man, real deep.
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 6:20 pm
by 79jasper
Blind as a welders dog.
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Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 7:46 pm
by edilberth225
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Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 7:53 pm
by jroark
We had a dog in our shop one time. He went blind and we thought "oh no we blinded the dog!". Ends up the honey buns gave him diabetes and that did it. Haha. Poor dog.
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:29 am
by Artie F. Emm
I'll play:
Bright light, flying crap
Safety glasses under hood
You only get two
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:09 pm
by Otto Nobedder
A Limmerick, and a Haiku?
What's next? A couplet?
"As my hands are shaking,
I feel my eyes are baking..."
Steve
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:43 pm
by Farmwelding
I now have a new appreciation for poetry now. Coming here next year do English class and taking all of these poems.
Re: Protect your eyes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:48 pm
by Otto Nobedder
My dad threw this one up in the '80's:
There once was an actor named Reagan.
Couldn't act, but was sure good at fakin'
So he colored his hair
and won the Commander's chair,
so now the President's fakin' like Reagan.
Just off the top of his head, with a drink in one hand...
Steve