[Otto Nobedder]

The only difference between a Mercedes and a porcupine is that a porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Steve S

[Braehill]

Bill,
If you assumed that my line was referring to you, then yes. If your dad said that you look like a turd that has been struck with a club, then yes it appears you have a complex and for good reason I might add. Thanks, you made that line even funnier.

Len

[Braehill]

Just remember, a thermometer has many degrees, but only knows how to do one thing.

Len

[Otto Nobedder]

a women's love is like the morning dew
its just as likely to settle on a horses turd
as a rose..

I got to use that yesterday. It was perfect, in perfect timing.

Steve S

[Otto Nobedder]

Best bumper sticker I ever saw:

"Lord, help me be the man my dog thinks I am."

Second best?

"Beware of the idiot behind me."

Steve S

[Bill Beauregard]

Bill,
If you assumed that my line was referring to you, then yes. If your dad said that you look like a turd that has been struck with a club, then yes it appears you have a complex and for good reason I might add. Thanks, you made that line even funnier.

Len

Lord no! He criticized things that could be improved. My appearance is largely genetics. Too late to address that one. Crudely done workmanship was his target.

[exnailpounder]

" You went full retard, NEVER go full retard"