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Protect your eyes
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There once was a welder named Lars
Who complained he could only see stars
When he strikes up an arc
His hood won't go dark
So now he just hangs out in bars.



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-EB
We are not lawyers nor physicians, but welders do it in all positions!

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That was deep man, real deep.
if there's a welder, there's a way
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Blind as a welders dog.

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We had a dog in our shop one time. He went blind and we thought "oh no we blinded the dog!". Ends up the honey buns gave him diabetes and that did it. Haha. Poor dog.
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I'll play:

Bright light, flying crap
Safety glasses under hood
You only get two
Dave
aka "RTFM"
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A Limmerick, and a Haiku?

What's next? A couplet?

"As my hands are shaking,
I feel my eyes are baking..."

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I now have a new appreciation for poetry now. Coming here next year do English class and taking all of these poems.
A student now but really want to weld everyday. Want to learn everything about everything. Want to become a knower of all and master of none.
Instagram: @farmwelding
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My dad threw this one up in the '80's:

There once was an actor named Reagan.
Couldn't act, but was sure good at fakin'
So he colored his hair
and won the Commander's chair,
so now the President's fakin' like Reagan.

Just off the top of his head, with a drink in one hand...

Steve
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