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Bill Beauregard wrote:I've long believed Abe wasn't all that bright.
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Poland308 wrote:So. What's that make the bearded lady at the fair. .??
A 12 packer? What did I win? :lol:
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Poland308 wrote:So. What's that make the bearded lady at the fair. .??
I thought that was Hillary Clinton, kissing hands and shaking babies. Maybe it was the other way 'round.

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Someone needs to find a photo shop of her with a beard now.
I have more questions than answers

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Poland308 wrote:Someone needs to find a photo shop of her with a beard now.
At her age, I'm sure she has the "peach-fuzz" beard going on...

Has tweezers, and will use them!
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Poland308 wrote:Someone needs to find a photo shop of her with a beard now.
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Poland308 wrote:So. What's that make the bearded lady at the fair. .??

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Cannot be unseen, trying hard to forget...............
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This will help. http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/fast- ... er-welder/
mcostello wrote:Cannot be unseen, trying hard to forget...............
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castweldsolutions wrote:"I feel like I've been shot at and missed, shit at and hit" -from grandad-
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That looks like a turd struck with a club. My father
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That explains the complex. :)
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a women's love is like the morning dew
its just as likely to settle on a horses turd
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That's the best I've heard. I may have a long wait to use it.
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Braehill wrote:That explains the complex. :)
Do you really think I have a complex? My dog thinks I'm perfect.
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Thats my biggest fear, that my two girls will fall for the horses turd.
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